"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray
"homework" *tired zombie noises*
"studying" *sad zombie noises*
"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*
"internet" *happy zombie noises*
Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time